YOU SAID:

Hello! The object you see above is our state-of-the-art foreskin removal sword! We have determined that the post this was commented on was very cringe, and therefore we will be removing your foreskin as punishment! Please hold still

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは！上記のオブジェクトは、最先端の包皮除去剣です！このコメントが投稿された投稿は非常に退屈なものであると判断したため、罰としてあなたの包皮を削除します！じっとしてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello! The above object is a state-of-the-art foreskin removal sword! We have removed your foreskin as a punishment because we have determined that the post to which this comment was posted is very boring! Please stay still

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは！上記のオブジェクトは、最先端の包皮除去剣です！このコメントが投稿された投稿は非常に退屈だと判断したため、罰としてあなたの包皮を削除しました！じっとしていてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello! The above object is a state-of-the-art foreskin removal sword! We have removed your foreskin as a punishment because we have determined that the post where this comment was posted is very boring! Please stay still

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは！上記のオブジェクトは、最先端の包皮除去剣です！このコメントが投稿された投稿は非常に退屈だと判断したため、罰としてあなたの包皮を削除しました！じっとしていてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello! The above object is a state-of-the-art foreskin removal sword! We have removed your foreskin as a punishment because we have determined that the post where this comment was posted is very boring! Please stay still