YOU SAID:
Hello squirrel! How are you breathing today?
INTO JAPANESE
リスをこんにちは!今日の呼吸はどのように?
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Lys Hi! today breathe how?
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!今日呼吸方法ですか?
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Lys Hi! today is how to breathe?
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Lys こんにちは!今日は呼吸する方法は?
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Lys hi! how to breathe today?
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!今日息をする方法?
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Lys Hi! How do I breathe today?
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Lys こんにちは!今日の私呼吸を行う
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Lys Hi! I do breathing
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Lys こんにちは!呼吸をしないでください。
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Lys Hi! do not breathe.
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!息をしていません。
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Lys Hi! not a breath.
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!息ではないです。
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Lys Hi! not breath.
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!呼吸をしていません。
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Lys Hi! not to breathe.
INTO JAPANESE
Lys こんにちは!息をするではないです。
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Lys Hi! is not to breathe.
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Lys こんにちは!息をしないことです。
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Hello,
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こんにちは!
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Hello,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.