YOU SAID:
Hello sir you are fat and ugly hi in a ditch
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたは太っていていです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, you is not have fat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたは太っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, you do not have fat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたは太っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, you do not have fat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.