YOU SAID:
Hello sir, where is the bathroom at this fine establishment, i need to know because i am in quite a pickle here
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちわ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
/(ik) (int) (col) hello/good day (daytime greeting)/
INTO JAPANESE
こにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
/(ik) (int) (col) hello/good day (daytime greeting)/
That didn't even make that much sense in English.