YOU SAID:
Hello? Please god I just want a black coffee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは?神様お願いしますブラックコーヒーが欲しいだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello? God please, I just want black coffee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは?神様お願いします、ブラックコーヒーが欲しいだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello? God please, I just want black coffee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.