YOU SAID:
Hello Phil the potato I love it
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はそれを愛するフィル・ポテト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Phil potato I love it
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、フィルポテト私はそれを愛します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Phil potato I love it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.