YOU SAID:
Hello Peter, are you in da house?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはピーターは、ダの家ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Peter, is in da House?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはピーターは、da の家では?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Peter, in da House is?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはピーターは、da の家ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, Peter is in da House?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ピーター ダの家ですか。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium