YOU SAID:
hello my name is waffle and i have cat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はワッフルと私は猫を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Waffle and I have a cat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はワッフルと私は猫を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Waffle and I have a cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.