YOU SAID:
Hello, my name is something and I live somewhere, where do you live? I am something years old and I have one thousand dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は何かです。私はどこかに住んでいます。どこに住んでいますか?私は何歳かで、1000匹の犬を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what is my name? I live somewhere. where do you live? I am a few years old and have 1000 dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は何ですか?私はどこかに住んでいます。どこに住んでいますか?私は数歳で、1000匹の犬を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what is my name? I live somewhere. where do you live? I am a few years old and have 1000 dogs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.