YOU SAID:
Hello my name is smolbeans.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はsmolbeansです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is smolbeans.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はsmolbeansです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is smolbeans.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.