YOU SAID:
Hello, my name is Sir Poo-a-lot and I like eating poo.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はうんち卿です。うんちを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Sir Poop. I like to eat poop.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はうんち卿です。うんちを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Sir Poop. I like to eat poop.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.