YOU SAID:
hello my name is noodle and i am a dog that likes to sniff cat butts, dog butts, and human butts because they smell
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は麺で、私は猫のお尻、犬のお尻、そして人間のお尻を嗅ぐのが好きな犬です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is noodles, I like dogs of cats, dogs ass, and human sniffs.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は麺です、私は猫の犬、お尻の犬、および人間のスニフが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is noodles, I like cat dogs, ass dogs, and human sniffs.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は麺です、私は猫の犬、お尻の犬、そして人間のスニフが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is noodles, I like cat dogs, ass dogs, and human sniffs.
You should move to Japan!