YOU SAID:
hello, my name is life. I am crappy!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は人生です。私はくだらないです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Life. I'm crap!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はライフです。私はがらくたです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Life. I'm crap!
You've done this before, haven't you.