YOU SAID:
Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョーと申します。妻、犬、家族がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョーと申します。妻、犬、家族がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.