YOU SAID:
Hello my name is Jodie i am thirteen that is one week older than my friend Maya i like to eat chilli and rice i feel a bit under the weather at the moment but i'm sure my my grandma susan will cheer me up
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョディです。私は13歳です。友人のマヤよりも1週間年上です。チリとライスを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Jody. I am 13 years old. One week older than my friend Maya. I like eating chili and rice.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョディです。私は13歳です。友達のマヤよりも一週間古い。私はチリとご飯を食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Jody. I am 13 years old. One week older than my friend Maya. I like eating chili and rice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.