YOU SAID:
Hello, my name is Jeff. I like to smoke herpes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はJeffです。私はヘルペスを吸うのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Jeff. I like to suck cold sores
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はJeffです。ヘルペスを吸うのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Jeff. I love sucking cold sores
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はJeffです。ヘルペスを吸うのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Jeff. I love sucking cold sores
That didn't even make that much sense in English.