YOU SAID:
hello, my name is glarb. how's it going?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はglarbです。調子はどう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is glarb. how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はglarbです。元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is glarb. how are you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.