YOU SAID:
Hello, my name is Callum, I eat hamburgers and I can fly.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はカラム、私はハンバーガーを食べて、私は飛ぶことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Column, I ate a hamburger and I can fly.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はコラム、私はハンバーガーを食べ、私は飛ぶことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Column, I ate a hamburger and I can fly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.