YOU SAID:
hello my name is bob mckfriz and i will be your guide today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はボブ・マクフリズです、今日は私があなたのガイドになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Bob McFrizz and I will be your guide today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はボブ・マクフリズです、今日は私があなたのガイドを務めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Bob McFrizz and I will be your guide today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.