YOU SAID:
Hello my name is bob I have eaten a pizza today I have no friends :(
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ボブです。今日はピザを食べました。友達はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Bob. I ate pizza today. No friends.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ボブです。今日はピザを食べました。友達はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Bob. I ate pizza today. No friends.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.