YOU SAID:
hello my name is bob and I do not understand this strange machine please help me banana
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はボブです私はこの奇妙なマシンを理解していない私にバナナを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Bob I do not understand this strange machine Please help me bananas
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はボブです私はこの奇妙な機械を理解していません私にバナナを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Bob I do not understand this strange machine Please help me bananas
That didn't even make that much sense in English.