YOU SAID:
hello my name is blat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はブラットです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my name is brat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はガキです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my name is kid
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は子供です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my name is kid
That didn't even make that much sense in English.