YOU SAID:
hello my name is 30 seconds later and then he said put a baby in her jake
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は30秒後です、そして彼は彼女のジェイクに赤ちゃんを入れると言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is 30 seconds later, and he said to put a baby in her Jake
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は30秒後、彼は赤ん坊を彼女のジェイクに入れると言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is 30 seconds and he said he would put the baby in her Jake
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は30秒で、彼は赤ちゃんを彼女のジェイクに入れるだろうと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is 30 seconds and he said he would put the baby in her Jake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.