YOU SAID:
hello my man I wear cows for a living
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の男私は生きるために牛を着ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my man I will wear a cow in order to live
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の男私は生きるために牛を着用します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my man I will wear a cow in order to live
That didn't even make that much sense in English.