YOU SAID:
HELLO MY IDIOT DAUGHTER! I BOUGHT SOME DOG FOOD FOR YOU TODAY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、白痴娘!私は今日あなたのためいくつかの犬の食べ物を買った。どうですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, idiot girl! I today bought some dog food for you. How is it?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、白痴の女の子!私は今日あなたのためいくつかの犬の食べ物を買った。どうですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, idiot girl! I today bought some dog food for you. How is it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.