YOU SAID:
hello my good man, how do you do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いい男、どうしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, good man, what are you going to do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、善良な人、あなたは何をするつもりですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, good guy, what are you going to do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いいやつ、どうするつもり?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, good guy, you going to do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いい人、あなたは何をするつもりですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, good guy, what are you going to do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いいやつ、どうするつもり?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, good guy, you going to do?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いい人、あなたは何をするつもりですか?
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