YOU SAID:
hello my friend what's up how are you doing
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはどのように何が私の友人がやっています。
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Hi How is my friends what do.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはどのようには何を私の友人です。
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Hi what you like is what a friend of mine.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人は、あなたが好きなもの。
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Hi my friend is what you like.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人は、あなたが好きなものです。
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Hi my friend, like you are.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人は、あなたのようなのです。
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Hello my friend, you like it is.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の友人、あなたはそれが好きです。
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Hello, my friend, you like it.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の友人、あなたはそれが好きです。
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Hello, my friend, you like it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.