YOU SAID:
Hello my friend I am God
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人は、私は神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my friend, I am God
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人、私は神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my friend, I'm God
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人、私は神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my friend, I'm God
That didn't even make that much sense in English.