YOU SAID:
hello my friend, how are you today.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日のお元気ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, today of how are you.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日はお元気ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
ベジタブルだよ オニオンなんて誰が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, how are you today?
That's deep, man.