YOU SAID:
Hello my freaking name is i dont care
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の変な名前は気にしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my strange name do not care
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の奇妙な名前は気にしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my strange name does not care
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の奇妙な名前は気にしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my strange name does not care
That didn't even make that much sense in English.