YOU SAID:
Hello my ear hurts so bad that i had to throw a shoe at it
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私が靴を投げつけるならなかったことそんなに悪い私の耳が痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I throw a shoe, if you're not so bad my ear hurts
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私靴を投げ、あなたはそんなに悪くないなら耳が痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my ear hurts if you are not so bad, throwing shoes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の耳が痛い靴を投げるが、そんなに悪い場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my ears hurt my shoes but when it's so bad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の耳は私の靴を傷つけるが、それがとても悪い時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my ear hurts my shoes, but when it's so bad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の耳は私の靴を傷つけますが、それがとても悪い時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my ear hurts my shoes, but when it is so bad
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の耳は私の靴を傷つけますが、それがとても悪い時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my ear hurts my shoes, but when it is so bad
That's deep, man.