YOU SAID:

Hello my dear you are weird my poo

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こんにちは私の愛するあなたは変な私のうんちです

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Hello my dear You are a strange my poop

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の親愛なるあなたは奇妙な私のうんちです

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Hello Naru my dear You are a strange my poop

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こんにちは、私の愛するナル

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Hello, Naru my dear

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もしもし

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/(int) (1) hello (e.g. on phone)/(2) excuse me! (when calling out to someone)/(P)/

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もしもし

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/(int) (1) hello (e.g. on phone)/(2) excuse me! (when calling out to someone)/(P)/