YOU SAID:
Hello, my cat sat on a cat which fell onto a tree which helped a dictionary become a human who then lived a life and died leaving their money to some ants who wasted it by eating it up in their tiny weeny mouths
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の猫は木に落ちた猫の上に座っていました。それは辞書が人間になるのを助け、それから人生を生き、そして彼らの小さな小さな口でそれを食べてそれを無駄にした何人かのアリに彼らのお金を残して死にました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my cat was sitting on a cat that fell on a tree. It helped the dictionary become human, then lived life, and died leaving their money to some ants who ate it with their little little mouth and wasted it.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の猫は木に落ちた猫の上に座っていました。それは辞書が人間になり、そして人生を生きるのを助け、そして彼らのお金を彼らの小さな小さな口でそれを食べてそれを無駄にした何人かのアリに任せて死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my cat was sitting on a cat that fell on a tree. It helped the dictionary become human and live life, and died leaving their money to some ants who ate it with their little little mouth and wasted it.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の猫は木に落ちた猫の上に座っていました。それは辞書が人間になり、人生を生きるのを助け、そして彼らのお金を彼らの小さな小さな口でそれを食べてそれを無駄にした何人かのアリに任せて死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my cat was sitting on a cat that fell on a tree. It helped the dictionary become human and live life, and left their money to some ants who ate it with their little little mouth and wasted it and died.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の猫は木に落ちた猫の上に座っていました。それは辞書が人間になり、人生を生きるのを助け、彼らのお金を彼らの小さな小さな口でそれを食べてそれを無駄にして死んだ何人かのアリに任せました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my cat was sitting on a cat that fell on a tree. It helped the dictionary become human and live life, leaving their money to some dead ants who ate it with their little little mouth and wasted it.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の猫は木に落ちた猫の上に座っていました。それは辞書が人間になり、人生を生きるのを助け、彼らのお金を彼らの小さな小さな口でそれを食べてそれを無駄にした何人かの死んだアリに任せました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my cat was sitting on a cat that fell on a tree. It helped the dictionary become human and live life, leaving their money to some dead ants who ate it with their little little mouth and wasted it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.