YOU SAID:
hello my cat and welcome to life and i would like you to die
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の猫と人生へようこそそして私はあなたに死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello welcome to life with my cat and i want you to die
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の猫との生活へようこそそして私はあなたに死んで欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello welcome to life with my cat and i want you to die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.