YOU SAID:
Hello my big hairy toe how are you today.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の大きな毛むくじゃらのつま先、今日はどうですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my big hairy toes, how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の大きな毛むくじゃらのつま先、今日はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my big hairy toes, how are you today?
You should move to Japan!