YOU SAID:
Hello ma'am your dog pooped in our lawn
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは奥様あなたの犬は私たちの芝生でうんちを
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Ma'am your dog pooped on our lawn
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは奥様あなたの犬は私たちの芝生にうんちを
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Ma'am your dog pooped on our lawn
That's deep, man.