YOU SAID:
Hello ma'am. Would you like me to do the dishes?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは奥様。私に料理をしてもらえますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello wife. Could you cook me?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは妻。あなたは私を調理してもらえますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello wife. Could you cook me?
You should move to Japan!