YOU SAID:
Hello lil mate how ya doin today ye
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、リルメイト、今日はどうですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Lil Mate, how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、リルメイト、今日はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Lil Mate, how are you today?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.