YOU SAID:
Hello kind sir what can I do for you oh my goodness is that you felix wow I love your video game videos also how is your dog and your wife
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたのために何ができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, do I what can be for you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたのために何ができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, do I what can be for you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.