YOU SAID:
hello kid can i kidnap you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは子供私はあなたを誘拐できますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello children I can kidnap you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは子供たち私はあなたを誘拐することができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello children I can kidnap you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.