YOU SAID:
hello, Jordan. What's up?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ヨルダン。最近どうですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, Jordan. What's up?
INTO JAPANESE
よう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Carbuncle
INTO JAPANESE
よう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Carbuncle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.