YOU SAID:
Hello Jon apologies for the deception but…
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こんにちはジョン、欺瞞をお詫びしますが…
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Hi John, I apologize for the deception but...
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こんにちはジョン、ごまかして申し訳ありませんが...
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Hi John, sorry to deceive you...
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こんにちはジョン、あなたをだましてごめんなさい...
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Hi John, sorry for fooling you...
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こんにちはジョン、あなたをだましてごめんなさい...
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Hi John, sorry for fooling you...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.