YOU SAID:
Hello Jake, how's it going?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはジェイク、調子はどう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Jake, the tone is what?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはジェイク、調子は何であるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Jake, tone, what is?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはジェイクは、トーン、何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Jake, tone, what is?
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