YOU SAID:

hello its me its me yes sir i am you you are me expect for when i pretend I'm her and when we switch you cant tell which is which

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こんにちは、それは私です、はい、あなたは私が彼女であるふりをするとき、そして私たちが切り替えるとき、あなたはどちらがどれであるかわかりません

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Hi, that's me, yes, you don't know which is which when I pretend to be her and when we switch

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、それは私です、はい、あなたは私が彼女のふりをするときと私たちがいつ切り替えるかを知りません

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Hello, it's me, yes, you do not know what I us when to switch and when her pretend

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こんにちは、それは私です

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Hi, it's me.

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- はぁい　私よ"

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Hi, it's me.