YOU SAID:
Hello it's me. You smell bad so go away.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは私です。あなたは悪い匂いがするので、遠ざかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, that is me. Because you smell a bad, it will go away.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは私です。あなたが悪臭を感じるので、それは遠ざかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, that is me. It feels stinky, so it goes away.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは私です。それは臭いと感じるので、それは遠ざかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, that is me. It feels smelly, so it goes away.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは私です。それは臭いと感じるので、それは遠ざかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, that is me. It feels smelly, so it goes away.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.