YOU SAID:
Hello, it's me, potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は、ポテトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my is the potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はジャガイモ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm a potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はジャガイモです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I am a potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はジャガイモです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I am a potato.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.