YOU SAID:
hello it's me Doritos nice to see you but I'm gonna eat you
INTO JAPANESE
私はドリトス会えてうれしいですこんにちは、私はあなたを食べるつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Glad to meet my Doritos, Hi, I'm going to eat you
INTO JAPANESE
私のドリトスを満たすために喜んで、こんにちは、するつもりはあなたを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, is going to eat you, glad to meet my Doritos
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはの私のドリトスを満たすために喜んで、あなたを食べに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi's going to eat you, glad to meet my Doritos
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはの私のドリトスを満たすために喜んで、あなたを食べに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi's going to eat you, glad to meet my Doritos
That didn't even make that much sense in English.