YOU SAID:
Hello! It is me! I am the problem, it is me!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!それは私です!私が問題だ、私だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! it's me! I'm the problem, it's me!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!それは私です!私が問題だ、私だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! it's me! I'm the problem, it's me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.