YOU SAID:
Hello, it is me. Hello, How are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私です。こんにちは、元気ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm not. Hello how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はそうではありません。こんにちは、元気ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm not. Hello how are you?
Come on, you can do better than that.