YOU SAID:

Hello? Is this the crusty crab? No this is PATRICK. hey. Is this the crusty crab? NO! This is PATRICK! Is this the crusty crab? NO I SAID THIS IS PATRICK!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは？これは硬いカニですか？いいえ、これはパトリックです。おい。これは硬いカニですか？いいえ！パトリックです！これは硬いカニですか？いや、これはパトリックだと言いました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello? Is this a hard crab? No, this is Patrick. Hey. Is this a hard crab? no! It's Patrick! Is this a hard crab? No, I said this is Patrick!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは？これは硬いカニですか？いいえ、これはパトリックです。おい。これは硬いカニですか？いいえ！パトリックだよ！これは硬いカニですか？いや、これはパトリックだと言ったよ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello? Is this a hard crab? No, this is Patrick. Hey. Is this a hard crab? no! It's Patrick! Is this a hard crab? No, I said this is Patrick!